There are many things to do on a trampoline. Bounce, butt-bounce, somersault, FLIP, and break your neck.
Us gurus shall inform you on the smart and stupid things to do on the trampoline.
SMART
Not trying to kill each other
NOT SMART
Having 10 people at a time on the trampoline.
SMART
Not doing simultaneous flips, somersaults, or anything else besides bouncing and butt-bounces.
NOT SMART
Trying a back flip for the first time with no hands.
SMART
Using your hands as shock absorbers when flipping
NOT SMART
Belly-flops...on your head (head-flops)
SMART
NOT rebounding off of the net or doing any trick off of the net
NOT SMART
Forcing a sumo wrestler to butt-bounce on your trampoline (unless you have big bucks lying around)
SMART
Listening to us...
~Michael and Jack (my neighbor)
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